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  • Boobies? or not boobies

    this was on yahoo today from Woman’s Day mag.

    “Breastfeeding bestows many benefits, including immunity defense and disease protection. But until recently, we didn’t know whether breastfeeding influences intelligence, or if breastfed kids tested better because of other factors. A study from McGill University in Montreal has shown a clear causal connection. Looking at 14,000 children, those whose moms participated in a program that encouraged exclusive and prolonged breastfeeding scored 7.5 points higher on verbal IQ tests at age six-and-a-half than those whose mothers didn’t take part. The American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP) recommends that babies be exclusively breastfed for the first six months of life.”

    stuff that in your pipe and smoke it, Ladies.

    kinda reminds you what them things are REALLY for, don’t it?  yar!  But taking a closer look at the McGill study reveals it might have another cause…breastfeeding women might just be SMARTER than non-breastfeeding women, and so their children would be GENETICALLY smarter and naturally more verbal than children of women who were never able to figure out what their breasts were intended for.

    Don’t mock. It is not as simple as you think. Breasts hang down, and are not generally in the visual field of the person to whom they belong.  This may be the prime reason that so many women can’t figure out what to do with them properly.

    Something similar occurs in MEN too. Men have an appendage that hangs down out of sight, mostly. It seems THEY don’t know what it’s for either. – It is for placing in a vagina!! You make babies with it, Dildo Head. – Again, assholes are not easily visible, and can likewise be prone to misuse (or “supine” as the case may be), which may be the leading factor behind the terrible confusion so evidently rampant nowadays.

    FEAR NOT! I have a solution: the Body Cam(TM).  It is a camera that attaches to the sleeve, or shoulder of the shirt. The Body Cam(TM) will always be just within your visual field, and will display those parts of your body that are not easily visible, like the back portion, and the lower front.  The Homeland has got you in its sights…Hey, it’s past time you spy on yourself too! Get with the program: Get a Body Cam(TM)!

    That leaves just one portion of the body that will remain undetectable: under the cap, hoodie, or hat. I despair of figuring out how to display that, and am deeply worried that it’s true purpose may NEVER become correctly determined.  But if the Body Cam(TM) sells ….hell, I ain’t gonna care one flat bitcoin.

  • Earth Day Special – “Baby”

    “Baby”

    The man next to me sat with a leather briefcase handcuffed to his wrist. Naturally, it made me curious.

    This occurred at an energy symposium in Manhattan. Con Edison reps were delivering powerpoint presentations about offshore wind turbines, and manning (sic) booths with real solar panels on display, and touting the glory of ethanol. I suspected that the contents of the briefcase cut across all that propaganda….

    His accent was so thick I couldn’t understand the gentleman without seriously focusing in on what he was saying. The bag on his wrist contained an invention. His invention. He felt it would radically alter the world’s economy. I noticed his back become rigid in his chair, and sensed his emotion. Whatever was in his briefcase meant as much to this man as an only child. Whatever was in the bag was his “baby.”

    He explained to me that his invention was a kind of VALVE, a pressure valve, for burning FUEL OIL.

    He held the patent for it. This is real; it exists. THE VALVE CAN BURN FUEL OIL 30% -HOTTER!

    The man explained to me how the valve was able to burn fuel oil 30% hotter – that means – his valve can get 30% more energy out of fuel oil. It’s like finding 1/3 more oil than all the world presently has available.

    This is a major invention. As the fuel is being fed into the combustion chamber it passes through this valve, the valve pressurizes the oil – which heats it. But without the presence of oxygen it cannot ignite.

    The oil is pressurized as a vapor, and heated by the valve to the point where the molecules themselves begin to break down – emitting their molecular binding energy into the combustion chamber. Voila! 30% more heat!

    I ran off to get Con Ed’s top guy at the symposium. He brought an aide along. The briefcase was unlocked, and the inventor brought diagrams out. They spoke together in a huddle. I stood listening in, an outsider at this point. The discussion didn’t last very long. The Con Ed big shot turned to me, and said flatly, “We can’t use it.” “We’d have to retool all our boilers – this burns too hot for our present boilers. It would cost a billion dollars.” He walked off with a shrug.

    I turned to the inventor. He was gone. I never got his name. He’d taken his “baby” with him.

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    Currently, there is another “baby” in the neighborhood, but it’s not in a briefcase; it’s in a warehouse in Middlesex, New Jersey. And this “baby” has a name – FoFu.

    FoFu is the name for Eric Lerner’s “baby” – something called an aneutronic reactor – that is, it produces no neutrons and therefore is a safe, not radioactive source of fusion energy. FoFu stands for Focus Fusion. It’s going to make a tiny star-like plasma out of boron gas. The machine now under construction is a proof of concept device, which means it will prove that a tiny fusion reaction is occurring, and that much more energy is being given out than being put in.

    It ain’t easy to raise a “baby.” They give you all sorts of problems. Right now, the optical switching is a problem. Twelve switches have to turn on simultaneously – within a hundredth of a NANOsecond! “Nano” means billionth of a second. The “baby” has the hiccups until the timing of the switches gets perfected.

    You can follow “baby’s” blog at http://www.focusfusion.org. You can register and become a godparent!

    The project needs investment funding and other assistance. But this “baby” also promises to change the world’s economy, and get us off oil once and for all. Let’s try to help it grow up healthy and strong. It’s a healthy, Earth-friendly, thing to do.

  • How to Determine The Gender of Your Baby

     

     

    Because a Man and a Woman contribute the physical component – and God creates a new eternal soul – humans are privileged to be Co-Creators, with God, of new human persons.

    That was the teaching of Pope John Paul II.

    What goes along with this privilege is the ABILITY to make either a BOY CHILD or a GIRL CHILD – in other words – to select the gender of the child. – Whoah!

    The Catholic Church is really the PRO-NATURE Church…natural birth control ONLY! no artificial birth control!

    And so the Catholic Church is the only agency out there that is teaching NATURAL BIRTH CONTROL – which includes the knowledge of how to make either a boy child or a girl child – while having sexual intercourse.

    The Catholic Church sees sexual intercourse between spouses as a SACRAMENTAL ACT – in other words – as a holy act.
    Every sacrament, and there are 7 of them, is a human act through which GOD also acts. Every Sacrament has two parts:
    WORDS, and an INSTRUMENT. Baptism, for example has as the INSTRUMENT the pouring of water along with the WORDS: “I baptize you in the Name of the Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit.”

    So, Marriage, which the Church considers a Sacrament, i.e. a special way God acts. It has the words: “I do (take you to be my lawfully wedded spouse, until death do us part.)” But the ACTION that accompanies these words, and consummates them, is SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. It is the Sacramental Act for the Sacrament of Marriage – which is the ONLY of the seven Sacraments that is performed solely and entirely by LAY PEOPLE – the priest does not marry the couple!!!! They marry themselves. The priest is the official WITNESS for the Church.

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    So, having said all that, let’s get to the good part. How to make boy children or girl children….

    Turns out, SPERM is of two different kinds. One kind makes BOY children. And the OTHER KIND makes girl children.

    IMAGINE THAT!! So if you want to make a girl, for example, you sort of set up a “horse race” that’s fixed so that the sperm which makes girls WINS the Race! simple.

    Well, not so simple….You need to be sure no sperm is swimming around in the tubes of the woman when she ovulates. Because then you wouldn’t be able to determine WHICH sperm impregnates the EGG.

    So, FIRST, the married couple MUST refrain from sex for at least 5 DAYS prior to the ACT of SEXUAL INTERCOURSE that is going to CO-CREATE the girl human or boy human. This will clear out the area so you can control which sperm gets to the egg first. That’s right, campers, A DEFINITE SEXUAL ACT WILL MAKE THE CHILD, and you (both) will know what gender the child of that act will be.

    YOU GOTTA WAIT WITH NATURAL BIRTH CONTROL!!! which is VERY COOOL. It is cool for several reasons…#1 you gotta wait for almost everything in life….you gotta wait for dinner to be served…and the aroma just whets your appetite! You gotta wait in the bank line… You gotta wait, and you get good at it. Advocates of the Pill or other means of artificial birth control claim they don’t want to wait, or that waiting isn’t cool. But then there is no MUTUAL anticipation, no BUILD-UP of sexual desire either! Let’s face it – delayed gratification is more adult, more cogent, more satisfying on many more deeply personal levels. So get hep to self-control! it’s not that big of a deal. Hell, even artificial birth control users don’t get laid like they want. …just another demonic illusion…GO NATURAL in your birth control as well as your FOOD, duh.

    SECOND – you gotta know the moment of ovulation – when the egg detaches inside the woman. You can’t be having th egg come down into a mass of sperm…there’s no way of controlling which sperm will impregnate. You want they egg to come down into a clean environment free of sperm… So, you gotta be paying attention to the vaginal mucous cycle all along through your sexual relationship. THE WOMAN MUST KNOW HER MUCOUS SIGNALS!!! And nobody is teaching women how to do that EXCEPT THE CATHOLIC CHURCH because nobody makes MONEY off of women knowing when they are fertile, or NOT fertile. no doctors. no pharmacies. no companies. just the female body, the naked female body I may add by way of specifics!

    so, the couple is engaged in this for a while. It is a MAJOR part of their relationship. SEX ISN’T CASUAL – ever! It’s a major motion between a man and a woman, that will bond them forever.

    THIRD, there are two different kinds of sperm, shaped differently, which greatly affects the motility of the sperm -HOW FAST THEY SWIM INSIDE THE VAGINA!

    little stubby sperm with the short tails – THEY MAKE GIRL BABIES! long slender sperm with long tails – THEY MAKE BOY BABIES!

    THE STUBBBY SPERM swim slowly, but powerfully. They can make it to the egg through THICK VAGINAL MUCOUS. The slender sperm don’t have the force to truck on through thick mucous.

    So, campers, if you want to make a GIRL BABY, be sure the man ejaculates early during the sex act, while the mucous is still thick. and give it time to swim to the egg before putting any more sperm in, or having more sexual activity for at least 10 minutes…that will guarantee the stubby sperm gets to the egg…and you will have a girl child. They are sooo sweet for several years, until they turn into teenagers….

    But if the couple wants to make a boy child…be sure the vaginal mucous is very liquidy – have plenty of sexual action before sperm goes in. and the speedy boy sperm will race to the egg first in highly viscous mucous.

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    this secret was only discovered by Catholic doctors, and no body else is teaching it.

    I am only sketching the way to do it. IT REQUIRES CLOSE ATTENTION over 4 menstrual cycles to master. The interested couple may take a private course through your local COUPLE-TO-COUPLE LEAGUE. Or, you can go to the web site of the Lady DOCTOR who discovered this … http://www.woomb.org

    and for a few bucks even take individualized instruction!

    IT’S THE BEST THING YOU’LL EVER DO, quite possibly.

  • A Challenge: can you find anything weirder?

    Hi xangans,

    Here’s a challenge for you: can you find anything weirder than what I am going to describe?

    It can either be an IDEA, or an ACTION.  Betchya can’t….

    Holy Communion in the Catholic Church.

    First, it’s alive…it’s Jesus in heaven.  Jesus is that Jewish guy the Romans crucified a long time ago, but He supposedly came back to some form of life again.  And the priests of the religion started in his name turn regular bread into Jesus, then it’s not bread anymore, but still looks like it, tastes like it, etc.  Every little crumb is the complete Jesus.  Every drop of transubstantiated wine is Jesus. It’s said to be a technology that Jesus Himself developed as his memorial gift to humanity.

    Second, they EAT and DRINK Jesus by eating and drinking this transformed bread and wine, hoping to be raised to life after death because Jesus is living in them.

    Okay…the ball is in your court.  Top that.

    And what’s REALLY weird about it, is that it happens every day, all the time, all over the world. Very ordinary-seeming people do it, in fact, I do.

     

  • What are you reading these days?

    I just realized that I was reading two polar opposite books…1) “By Way of Deception” – by Victor Ostrovsky, a Mossad “expose” by a former Israeli spy; and, 2) “Tristram Shandy” an 18th century farce by Laurence Sterne. 

    After reading the spy baloney, it makes me want to enjoy the sheer ludicrous joy of satire.

    Is anyone else out there reading an odd pairing of books?

     

  • The 7 Spiritual Works of Mercy

    The seven practices of Catholic charity toward our neighbor’s soul:

    » Admonish sinners

    » Instruct the ignorant

    » Counsel the doubtful

    » Comfort the sorrowful

    » Bear wrongs patiently

    » Forgive injuries

    » Pray for the living and the dead

    These are based on the teaching of Christ and on Church practice since apostolic times.

    The spiritual works of mercy are oriented toward the soul. The corporal works of mercy are oriented toward the body.

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    it’s good to see them in print once in a while, and reflect on how we put them in practice.

    mortymort

  • KWar Blog #4

    to get good info on the situation over there I suggest reading regularly both THE EURASIAN REVIEW, and

    UCANEWS.com both of which are generated in the Far East, but connected internationally.
    you can also always check on EXECUTIVE INTELLIGENCE REVIEW online edition for alternate takes on situations.

    Right now, I think China’s military bloc is considering a bloody coup inside China on the business faction that runs the government.  In fact, pulling that together inside the military itself is what the present hang-up is, or the situation would well be hot already.  Every day, every moment, that passes makes it more difficult for both North Korea’s military to succeed in attacking South Korea, and China’s military to pull off a coup attempt.

    Why? Because North Korea is an economic liability.  NK is only of military advantage to China. For the past 25 years China has risen on the basis of its (criminal and unjustified) international business successes. This has allowed the current leadership faction to surf the wave of success. But the military is bristling at the United States militaristic blockade of China’s territorial expansion into the China Sea and Pacific.  Such a blockade cannot be broken economically, only military might can do that, or so it would seem.

    Kim’s aggressive actions are backed, as they always have been, by China’s military bloc. The ruling business faction is doing everything it can right now to placate its military, even punishing criticism of its massing troops north of the DMZ. But is that enough to split the military, and stop a coup? 

    The US is now lowering its military profile. After extreme criticism of the use of nuclear capable aircraft in war exercises with South Korea, the US is now being less provocative.  Why so?  Because of the extreme mess that Kim could make. That’s why.

    But that’s not what needs to be done to stop a war.  To stop a war, the carpet has to be pulled out from under the feet of China’s military. When Kim sees himself alone, without China’s military backing him up -(why do you suppose China IS MASSING troops on the DMZ, to stop Kim? hardly. To help him, of course!) – without China’s military standing by him, Kim is not likely to attack anybody or anywhere.

    The situation can still turn into just about anything. China government is experiencing an earthquake, today, right now. China military is drawing swords to stab each other in the back, right now, today. Into this shadowy mix add in Kim Ding Dong’s insanity, i.e., his specifically Napoleonic aspirations, and further destabilization results.  Add in further the demonic profile of the Commander-in-Chief of the United States, and the whole thing becomes highly combustible….

    What to do? Ask God for MERCY is a good place to start. Then, try to make an economic treaty with China that hurts the United States…I guess Europe or Russia could try to do that.  This will give a sigh of relief to the situation.  I see Australia dumped the dollar in its dealings with China, just yesterday, and are going to deal directly with the yuan. That’s what I think needs to be done.  Who won’t like that?  The United States that’s who!!! Anything that raises the power of the economic faction within China vis-a-vis the military bloc works for peace. At least that’s how I see it….

  • KWar Blog #3

    So, the way the pieces are coming together…it looks like China’s military might time a coup to coincide with an attack from North Korea on South Korea.  The Chinese military may have developed a strategy of helping North Korea occupy South Korea. 

    The ruling business bloc in China is trying to stop a war…not only because it will harm its own economic interests…but also to prevent the military from engaging its planned coup and invasion of the South.  The military faction within China is not pushing for Peace, just the reverse.  

    Within China, we see the business bloc trying to placate the military by silencing criticism of the North Korean actions. That might seem to go against their interests, but they are desperate to avoid solidifying factions within the military that might make a coup possible.

    And what is going on within the United States, or Japan, or South Korea?  

     

  • Skin Cancer Increase with Sun Screen Use

    Skin Cancer Increase + Sun Screen use

     

    well, well, well, it turns out that Skin Cancer rates are rising at the very same time Sun Screen use is increasing.

    How can that be?

    I am not going to cite specific documentation in this blog post BECAUSE there is presently so much divergence between results that it is nearly impossible to be sure what is really going on, or why.  Some surveys indicate skin cancers are going DOWN as sun screen use increases, other surveys show cancer rates are going up with increased use of sun screen… WTF!

    Allow me to try to straighten this all out for you by taking a look at what the Sun is doing these days….

    The Sun is reaching SOLAR MAXIMUM.  Solar Maximum is a phase of solar activity that occurs EVERY 22 years.  That’s part of the problem…people tend to forget about Solar Maximum because 22 years in a lifetime is a long while…and for young people maybe they have NEVER even experienced a Solar Maximum in their whole lives – yet.

    At Solar Maximum the Sun (for some as yet unknown reason) blasts out tremendous explosions of hydrogen gas.  This does not occur during Solar Minimum which occurs midway between Solar Maximums.

    Along with the hydrogen gas explosions (which would kill all life on the surface of Earth, as solar explosions have killed all life on the surface of Mars, 40 million miles FURTHER AWAY, but from which we are protected by the magnetosphere surrounding the Earth which blocks these deadly proton winds from reaching the ground), the Sun also at Solar Maximum releases tremendous INCREASES in X-rays, and also Ultra-Violet light (U.V.).  

    Earth just barely protects us from the Sun’s x-rays…the last mile of air above our heads manages to block the x-rays from reaching the surface of the Earth…but airplane pilots and flight crews suffer more exposure to these x-rays, and get more related diseases due to increased exposure: lymph cancers, blood cancers, and bone cancer rates are all elevated for these workers because, well, airlines don’t like to put LEAD shielding in the planes, it adds weight to the plane, and – uses more of that precious fuel. 

    IT IS THE SUN’S ULTRA-VIOLET LIGHT THAT CAUSES SKIN CANCERS.  It also causes sunburn for light-skinned people and skin darkening for well pigmented peoples.  At Solar Maximum the Sun is blasting out GREATLY increased levels of U.V. radiation….the OZONE layer (a 3-5 mile thick layer of oxygenated air) in the atmosphere has the job of stopping the Ultra-Violet light from reaching the ground in any harmful amount.

    Part of the present problem – and for the next 4 years – is that we don’t know just HOW MUCH ozone we have up there to protect us.

    Currently the OZONE HOLE at the South Pole is bigger than it has been for many years.  That is not good because it means that ozone depletion at mid-latitudes (where most people live) is also going to be greater.  We don’t have good measurements for mid-latitude ozone levels because the satellites that were to measure mid-latitude ozone levels both blew up during launch…whaddup wid dat?… It turns out that it is easier anyway to measure ozone by LOOKING UP, rather than looking down.  Mr. FOREST MIMS (please google him) has made a device that he is selling that will measure ozone at YOUR location, but he is the only person selling it.

    So, Where does this leave us beach bums?  

    It means we lather up with Sun Screen….right?  Wrong.  Increased use of Sun Screen also tends to increase skin cancer rates.  Why?

    Several reasons:

    First, you think you safe, right?  so, you stay out longer.  Bad move.  The longer you are exposed to heavy Ultra-Violet light, as the minutes increase, the risk increases.  It’s called the ‘J’-curve, and it’s deadly.  So, what you SHOULD DO is use MORE Sun screen, and NOT stay out longer. STAY OUT LESS!  k?  Got that.

    Second, the kind of Sun Screen you use makes a tremendous difference.  It’s got to block BOTH Ultra-Violet light ‘A’ and Ultra-Violet light ‘B’.  Additionally, the Sun Screen must not be OIL-BASED.  Oil-based sunscreens metastasize on the skin, in the skin really, which means they get cooked by the Ultra-Violet light and change into a sort of plastic, which gets absorbed into your skin (yuk!) and is carcinogenic.  

    So the Sun Screen you use can kill you.

    MY ADVICE:

    Buy a floppy hat.  Stay OUT OF THE SUN for any extended period of time, ESPECIALLY if you are a fair-skinned white person.  Use a non-oil-based sun screen that protects against both U.V. A+B.  That should protect you.

    But, the honeybees are in trouble, and that means BIG PROBLEMS for the human race….I hope we make it through this Solar Maximum which will occur this year, and come out on the other side without too many harmful effects that we cannot correct, like death, and crop devastation.

    P.S. this ALSO explains why increase in condom use increases: STD’s, unwanted pregnancies (I call these “initially unwanted pregnancies” because after the baby is born it is so lovable you can hardly imagine why you had thought you could possibly abort such a cutie pie child), and of course, abortions.  Same carelessness, same false confidence…same ignorance of the facts.

     

     

     

  • KWar Blog #2 – China’s role

    There’s quite a lot going on in China now that muscles are flexed once again on the Korean peninsula….

    According to my take on the situation…North Korea’s militarism is aligned with a power faction within China, specifically the military. Presently the military is not the ruling faction of China, the businessmen are. The success of business is what has been behind the rise of China in the last 25 years particularly. China does not use fair business practices however because it is dictatorial.  So, on the world wide stage, China’s business ruling elite are perched upon unsustainable principles.  And they know it.

    But, China’s military alliance with North Korea pre-dates the rise of modern China as an economic power. The military bloc inside China wants to rule, but has been kept at bay by continued economic success, and of course, vicious Communist Party politics.

    So what do we have? We have INTERNAL stress between power blocs over Kim Dong Bong’s (“fatty Kim” as he is being widely called in China now) current military actions.

    As the situation on the peninsula further militarizes, more weight is given to the military bloc inside China. And the military bloc inside China WANTS North Korea to provoke war because war destroys economy, and enhances the chances of the military ruling China.

    So what can we expect to see? Will China be taken over by military rule as result of the present Korean standoff?

    That is VERY POSSIBLE, and not a pleasant option for the whole world. We should do everything in our power to avoid that.

    Therefore what we need to do is placate Kim, once again.  It has always worked in the past. These table pounding dramatics are indicative of economic need in North Korea, and a demand for relief.  It’s Springtime and there’s no food probably, and the planting season needs energized too….IS that it?  Well, this time, I’m afraid, that ISN’T it….

    This time we have a new Kim to deal with, a Kim who may have Napoleonic aspirations.  We ALSO have a militarism in China that is ready to seize power and seek a local military solution instead of a typical compromise-driven economic solution to the American military blockade of China in the China sea, and Pacific at large. This time North Korea has added some nukes to the mix.

    President Obama as Commander-in-Chief of American military has displayed some shockingly lackadaisical actions with regard to decision making about military action, and lack thereof. Think Benghazi. Think about helping Israel. So, if I were on the other side of the DMZ I could expect a SLOW and INCOMPLETE response to any military action take from the North – which is tempting.  And I think Obama may want that. He places American personnel in danger, unconsciously, out of a desire to have them slaughtered, at least that’s what it looks like to me. This is one reason I think he supports abortion…it is a perpetual slaughter.  Yes, I think his mind is diseased to that degree.  So, add everything up and I am not sure what can be done to avoid a terrible slaughter.

    India and Pakistan avoided that scenario 10-15 years ago, but those countries were influenced by higher spiritual values than the gross pigs we have involved as the parties of the Korean confrontation. Don’t expect a rosy outcome.